TROUTMAN HALL OF UNICORNS
In short, it is not easy to become a Troutman.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon of drunk and fishy endurance unicorns.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon of drunk and fishy endurance unicorns.
Flyathlete |
Location |
Date |
12%+ Beer |
Finish Time |
Weminuche Wilderness |
7/22/2017 |
Baere Brewing Four Grains in the Membrane (13.9% ABV) |
11 hours, 45 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
7/22/2017 |
Great Divide Barrel Aged Yeti (12.7% ABV) |
11 hours, 45 minutes |
|
Erik Myhre |
Weminuche Wilderness |
7/22/2017 |
Deschutes The Abyss- Brandy (13.3% ABV) |
11 hours, 45 minutes |
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/1/2020 |
AleSmith Speedway Stout (12% ABV) |
10 hours, 17 minutes |
|
Collegiate Peaks |
9/7/2020 |
Ballast Point Victory at Sea- High West (12% ABV) |
10 hours, 17 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/12/2020 |
AleSmith Speedway Stout (12% ABV) |
10 hours, 30 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/12/2020 |
Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (16.5% ABV) |
9 hours, 44 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/12/2020 |
Finkel and Garf Bourbon Barrel Imperial Stout (12.9% ABV) |
10 hours, 59 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/12/2020 |
Finkel and Garf Rum Barrel Imperial Milk Stout (13.5% ABV) |
10 hours, 7 minutes |
|
Purgatory Ski Area |
9/27/2020 |
Prairie Bomb! (13% ABV) |
6 hours, 53 minutes* |
|
Collegiate Peaks |
10/7/2020 |
AleSmith Speedway Stout (12% ABV) |
11 hours, 28 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/11/2021 |
Alesmith Speedway Stout- Coconut and Coffee (12% ABV) |
Verified Under 12 hours |
|
Kristine Hoffman |
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/11/2021 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (12.2% ABV) |
Verified Under 12 hours |
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/11/2021 |
Evil Twin Brewing Even More Jesus (12% ABV) |
10 hours, 38 minutes |
|
Weminuche Wilderness |
9/11/2021 |
Baere Brewing Breathe In (14.81% ABV) |
9 hours, 40 minutes |
|
Animas / Upper Rio Grande |
5/26/2022 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 37 minutes |
|
Purgatory Area |
7/7/2022 |
Founders KBS Vanilla Cinnamon Cocoa (12% ABV) |
6 hours, 57 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Oskar Blues BA21 Volume 5 (13.3% ABV) |
9 hours, 27 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 23 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Founder KBS- The Original (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 22 minutes |
|
West Elk Wilderness |
7/16/2022 |
Four Loco Gold (14% ABV) |
10 hours, 32 minutes |
|
West Elk Wilderness |
7/16/2022 |
Athletic Brewing Run Wild (0.5% ABV)** |
10 hours, 32 minutes |
|
BFE, Utah |
8/6/2022 |
Dr. Pepper** |
Shade under 12 hors |
|
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Cerebral Brewing BA Work from Anywhere (12.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 9 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (~15% ABV) |
Under 12 hours |
|
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Hubbard's Cave Vanilla Everydae (12.0% ABV) |
11 hours, 42 minutes |
|
Grand Mesa |
9/17/22 |
Eddyline Epic Day (10% ABV)*** |
11 hours, 43 minutes |
|
Grand Mesa |
9/17/22 |
Eddyline Epic Day (10% ABV)*** |
11 hours, 43 minutes |
|
Telluride, CO |
9/24/22 |
Prairie Birthday Bomb (12.5% ABV) |
8 hours, 14 minutes |
* Fastest Known Troutman (FKT)
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. We are currently working on a comparably brutal non-alcoholic finisher for the Troutman. Stay tuned...
*** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. Sometimes super rural liquor stores don't have really big beers. Fact. Next time, the Walkers have committed to procuring said large beer well in advance of any attempt...
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. We are currently working on a comparably brutal non-alcoholic finisher for the Troutman. Stay tuned...
*** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. Sometimes super rural liquor stores don't have really big beers. Fact. Next time, the Walkers have committed to procuring said large beer well in advance of any attempt...