TROUTMAN HALL OF UNICORNS
In short, it is not easy to become a Troutman.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon of fishy endurance unicorns from 2023.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon of fishy endurance unicorns from 2023.
Flyathlete |
Location |
Date |
Celebratory Finisher |
Finish Time |
Kevin Browning (2) |
Sylvan Lake |
6/17/2023 |
Prairie Pirate Weekend (14.4% ABV) |
5 hours, 50 minutes* |
Katie Mazzia (1) |
Sylvan Lake |
6/17/2023 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 50 minutes |
Kevin Browning (2) |
Silverton, CO |
7/17/2023 |
Prairie Basic Rebecca (13.6% ABV) |
7 hours, 58 minutes |
Randy Thompson (1) |
Buena Vista, CO |
8/12/2023 |
Firestone Walker Parabola (13.6% ABV) |
10 hours, 33 minutes |
Cole Dickerson (3) |
Buena Vista, CO |
8/12/2023 |
Avery Brewing Barrely Alive (14% ABV) |
9 hours, 59 minutes |
Andrew Todd (6) |
Buena Vista, CO |
8/12/2023 |
Westbound and Down Bourbon Barrel Louie (14% ABV) |
9 hours, 47 minutes |
Shilo McCall (1) |
Buena Vista, CO |
8/19/2023 |
Half Dozen Raised Donuts (0% ABV)** |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
Ramsey Blahnik (1) |
Buena Vista, CO |
8/19/2023 |
Prairie Bomb! (12% ABV) |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
John McCasland (1) |
Buena Vista, CO |
8/19/2023 |
Destihl Bourbon Barrel Dosvidanya (14% ABV) |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
Palmer Henson*** (1) |
Top Secret, WY |
8/19/2023 |
Bag of Mini Donuts and a Quart of Powdered Milk (0% ABV)** |
10 hours, 40 minutes |
Kevin Browning (4) |
Grand Mesa, CO |
8/20/2023 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
6 hours, 19 minutes |
Randy Thompson (2) |
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
Firestone Walker Parabola (13.6% ABV) |
9 hours, 35 minutes |
Kara Bauman (1) |
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
TRVE Funeral (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 43 minutes |
Kristine Hoffman (4) |
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours and change |
Connor O'Rourke (1) |
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
Prairie Espresso Marty (15.2% ABV) |
9 hours, 43 minutes |
Rob McBride (1) |
Inyo NF, CA |
9/10/2023 |
Fremont Brewing B-BOMB (13.5% ABV) |
10 hours, 17 minutes |
Mammoth, CA |
9/17/2023 |
Jotts Jello Shots (13% ABV) |
11 hours, 59 minutes |
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Bryon Powell (9) |
Durango, CO |
10/13/2023 |
Elevation Barrel Rack Barleywine (12.5% ABV) |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
Bryon Powell (10) |
Silverton, CO |
10/15/2023 |
Evil Twin Even More Coco Jesus (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 4 minutes |
Bryon Powell (11) |
Telluride, CO |
10/25/2023 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
11 hours, 14 minutes |
Kevin Browning (5) |
Telluride, CO |
10/25/2023 |
Avery Brewing Barrely Alive (14% ABV) |
7 hours, 12 minutes |
* Fastest Known Troutman (FKT)
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee as an adequately awesome big beer substitute.
*** Oldest Known Troutman (OKT)
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee as an adequately awesome big beer substitute.
*** Oldest Known Troutman (OKT)