TROUTMAN HALL OF UNICORNS
In short, it is not easy to become a Troutman.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon of fishy endurance unicorns from 2023.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon of fishy endurance unicorns from 2023.
Flyathlete |
Location |
Date |
Celebratory Finisher |
Finish Time |
Sylvan Lake |
6/17/2023 |
Prairie Pirate Weekend (14.4% ABV) |
5 hours, 50 minutes* |
|
Sylvan Lake |
6/17/2023 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 50 minutes |
|
Silverton, CO |
7/17/2023 |
Prairie Basic Rebecca (13.6% ABV) |
7 hours, 58 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
8/12/2023 |
Firestone Walker Parabola (13.6% ABV) |
10 hours, 33 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
8/12/2023 |
Avery Brewing Barrely Alive (14% ABV) |
9 hours, 59 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
8/12/2023 |
Westbound and Down Bourbon Barrel Louie (14% ABV) |
9 hours, 47 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
8/19/2023 |
Half Dozen Raised Donuts (0% ABV)** |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
8/19/2023 |
Prairie Bomb! (12% ABV) |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
8/19/2023 |
Destihl Bourbon Barrel Dosvidanya (14% ABV) |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
|
Top Secret, WY |
8/19/2023 |
Bag of Mini Donuts and a Quart of Powdered Milk (0% ABV)** |
10 hours, 40 minutes |
|
Grand Mesa, CO |
8/20/2023 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
6 hours, 19 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
Firestone Walker Parabola (13.6% ABV) |
9 hours, 35 minutes |
|
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
TRVE Funeral (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 43 minutes |
|
Kristine Hoffman |
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours and change |
Buena Vista, CO |
9/9/2023 |
Prairie Espresso Marty (15.2% ABV) |
9 hours, 43 minutes |
|
Inyo NF, CA |
9/10/2023 |
Fremont Brewing B-BOMB (13.5% ABV) |
10 hours, 17 minutes |
|
Mammoth, CA |
9/17/2023 |
Jotts Jello Shots (13% ABV) |
11 hours, 59 minutes |
|
Durango, CO |
10/13/2023 |
Elevation Barrel Rack Barleywine (12.5% ABV) |
10 hours, 57 minutes |
|
Silverton, CO |
10/15/2023 |
Evil Twin Even More Coco Jesus (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 4 minutes |
|
Telluride, CO |
10/25/2023 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
11 hours, 14 minutes |
|
Telluride, CO |
10/25/2023 |
Avery Brewing Barrely Alive (14% ABV) |
7 hours, 12 minutes |
* Fastest Known Troutman (FKT)
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee as an adequately awesome big beer substitute.
*** Oldest Known Troutman (OKT)
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee as an adequately awesome big beer substitute.
*** Oldest Known Troutman (OKT)