TROUTMAN HALL OF UNICORNS
In short, it is not easy to become a Troutman.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon fishy endurance unicorns from 2022.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon fishy endurance unicorns from 2022.
Flyathlete |
Location |
Date |
Celebratory Finisher |
Finish Time |
Bryon Powell (6) |
Animas / Upper Rio |
5/26/2022 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 37 minutes |
Bryon Powell (7) |
Purgatory Ski Area |
7/7/2022 |
Founders KBS Vanilla Cinnamon Cocoa (12% ABV) |
6 hours, 57 minutes |
Craig Hoffman (1) |
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Oskar Blues BA21 Volume 5 (13.3% ABV) |
9 hours, 27 minutes |
Kristine Hoffman (3) |
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 23 minutes |
Andrew Todd (4) |
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 22 minutes |
Nick Couts (1) |
West Elk Wilderness |
7/16/2022 |
Four Loco Gold (14% ABV) |
10 hours, 32 minutes |
Kyle Thomas (1) |
West Elk Wilderness |
7/16/2022 |
Athletic Brewing Run Wild (0.5% ABV)* |
10 hours, 32 minutes |
Jason Wooden (1) |
Somewhere in Utah |
8/6/2022 |
Dr. Pepper* |
Shade under 12 hours |
Andrew Todd (5) |
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Cerebral Brewing Barrel Aged Work From Anywhere (12.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 9 minutes |
Cody Arnold (2) |
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (15% ABV) |
Under 12 hours (verified) |
Trent Walker (1) |
Grand Mesa |
9/17/2022 |
Eddyline Brewing Epic Day (10% ABV)** |
11 hours, 43 minutes |
Corey Walker (1) |
Grand Mesa |
9/17/2022 |
Eddyline Brewing Epic Day (10% ABV)** |
11 hours, 43 minutes |
Bryon Powell (8) |
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Hubbard's Cave Vanilla Everydae (12% ABV) |
11 hours, 42 minutes |
Kevin Browning (1) |
Telluride, CO |
9/24/2022 |
Prairie Birthday Bomb (12.5% ABV) |
8 hours, 14 minutes |
* Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee as an adequately awesome big beer substitute (except for the Dr. Pepper, which was an inadvertent oversight of the celebratory requirement).
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. Sometimes super rural liquor stores don't have really big beers. Fact. Next time, the Walkers have committed to procuring said large beer well in advance of any attempt...
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. Sometimes super rural liquor stores don't have really big beers. Fact. Next time, the Walkers have committed to procuring said large beer well in advance of any attempt...