TROUTMAN HALL OF UNICORNS
In short, it is not easy to become a Troutman.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon fishy endurance unicorns from 2022.
To achieve this legendary status, you need physical endurance, you need mad map skills, you need legit fisheries intel, you need to be ridiculously fishy, and you need to be able to crush a 12%+ beer (in 15 seconds, if necessary). You need to be a unicorn.
Welcome to our pantheon fishy endurance unicorns from 2022.
Flyathlete |
Location |
Date |
Celebratory Finisher |
Finish Time |
Animas / Upper Rio |
5/26/2022 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 37 minutes |
|
Purgatory Ski Area |
7/7/2022 |
Founders KBS Vanilla Cinnamon Cocoa (12% ABV) |
6 hours, 57 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Oskar Blues BA21 Volume 5 (13.3% ABV) |
9 hours, 27 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Finkel and Garf Barrel Aged Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout (14.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 23 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
7/16/2022 |
Founders KBS (12% ABV) |
9 hours, 22 minutes |
|
West Elk Wilderness |
7/16/2022 |
Four Loco Gold (14% ABV) |
10 hours, 32 minutes |
|
West Elk Wilderness |
7/16/2022 |
Athletic Brewing Run Wild (0.5% ABV)* |
10 hours, 32 minutes |
|
Somewhere in Utah |
8/6/2022 |
Dr. Pepper* |
Shade under 12 hours |
|
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Cerebral Brewing Barrel Aged Work From Anywhere (12.4% ABV) |
9 hours, 9 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (15% ABV) |
Under 12 hours (verified) |
|
Grand Mesa |
9/17/2022 |
Eddyline Brewing Epic Day (10% ABV)** |
11 hours, 43 minutes |
|
Grand Mesa |
9/17/2022 |
Eddyline Brewing Epic Day (10% ABV)** |
11 hours, 43 minutes |
|
Huerfano River |
9/10/2022 |
Hubbard's Cave Vanilla Everydae (12% ABV) |
11 hours, 42 minutes |
|
Telluride, CO |
9/24/2022 |
Prairie Birthday Bomb (12.5% ABV) |
8 hours, 14 minutes |
* Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee as an adequately awesome big beer substitute (except for the Dr. Pepper, which was an inadvertent oversight of the celebratory requirement).
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. Sometimes super rural liquor stores don't have really big beers. Fact. Next time, the Walkers have committed to procuring said large beer well in advance of any attempt...
** Approved by the Running Rivers Troutman Rules Committee. Sometimes super rural liquor stores don't have really big beers. Fact. Next time, the Walkers have committed to procuring said large beer well in advance of any attempt...