Pearl Jam
Birthday: October 22nd (Pearl Jam's first ever live show)
Breed: New Mexico Street Orgy
Nicknames: Pearlie, Pearl Girl, Great Aunt Pearl, Tiny Steps, Secret Sausage
Favorite Backcountry Foods: Field mice
Totally Legitimate Fears: Plastic bags, really crinkly paper, sudden movements, dingleberries, long winding car rides
Responsibilities: Guardian of the home front, vermin exterminator, worry wart
Qualifications:
Within the entire herd of the Todd family terriers, Pearl is hands-down the best one. She never asks for anything, she loves everyone, and she just wants to be loved in return. Once a fierce outdoors woman, Pearl has spent recent years closer to home as she was diagnosed (by her veterinarian mom) with a heart murmur. In her new role, she is the ultimate connoisseur of soft pillows and a fan of rodent-sized squeaky toys. She remains the most efficient / effective hunter of the Westcliffe wood piles and grows hair at an unreasonable rate.
Birthday: October 22nd (Pearl Jam's first ever live show)
Breed: New Mexico Street Orgy
Nicknames: Pearlie, Pearl Girl, Great Aunt Pearl, Tiny Steps, Secret Sausage
Favorite Backcountry Foods: Field mice
Totally Legitimate Fears: Plastic bags, really crinkly paper, sudden movements, dingleberries, long winding car rides
Responsibilities: Guardian of the home front, vermin exterminator, worry wart
Qualifications:
Within the entire herd of the Todd family terriers, Pearl is hands-down the best one. She never asks for anything, she loves everyone, and she just wants to be loved in return. Once a fierce outdoors woman, Pearl has spent recent years closer to home as she was diagnosed (by her veterinarian mom) with a heart murmur. In her new role, she is the ultimate connoisseur of soft pillows and a fan of rodent-sized squeaky toys. She remains the most efficient / effective hunter of the Westcliffe wood piles and grows hair at an unreasonable rate.
